Erectile Disfunction

the inabilaty to sport wood

old poeple have erectile disfunction

by Big_T October 15, 2003

erectoral vote

an expression of favorable opinion toward a female.

Garth: "Which one do you like?"

Wayne: "That babe over there. She has my erectoral vote."

Wayne and Garth: "Schwing!"

by Juxtapose April 17, 2009

erectificated

to be brought up opposite of the opposer.

the gay dudes happystick was erectificated by the male prostitute.

by majik gauze July 7, 2008

erectile dis-wantment

When one goes flaccid not because of dysfunction, but because there is nothing desirable in that member of the opposite sex.

When I was drunk she was hot, but when I got more sober, I got a sudden case of erectile dis-wantment

by Jahoseaphat July 10, 2009

Erection factory

A fine ass bitch!

One that induces erections (hardening of the phallus)

Man, when that Erection Factory walked by everybody's pants shrunk!

by 3rdrocket October 14, 2011

erekovcanski

The quintessential form of a slob. This person acts as if he is superior to every living human being on the planet, just because they are from the first world country of macedonia (dump-a-donia). Attracted to goats, this person strives to date the most atrocious human beings, more so those who have the most similarities to a goat. This person also thinks he is supreme among all because they attend the shittiest college in America (NJIT) and still uses high school football as a way to promote his athletic ability, even though is is extremely poor.

Dude, quit being like an erekovcanski, and just admit you're not athletic one bit.

Wow, man I can't believe you reverted to beastiality last night. you're officially an erekovcanski.

by Stykiel October 16, 2012

Erectious

Adjective; When a certain aspect of an individual tends to arouse others, typically used to describe the effect on males.

I saw Sandy in the hallway, I had to hide because her outfit was so erectious.

Have you seen Rob? His pecs are so erectious.

by Othryades April 30, 2013