Dudley Prize

A consolation prize given to the person who comes in last place in a competition.

Term used to convey distaste for the societal need to congratulate everyone who competes, especially losers.

Term may have been inspired by the character Dudley in the Harry Potter books. See Dudley.

Athlete 1: I'm sorry you finished last.
Athlete 2: It's alright. I got the Dudley Prize!

by Dallyport November 27, 2013

Diddles

Verb - To abandon or To leave for a long period of time (i.e. To Diddle)

Daddy pulled a Diddles again.

by John John Johnson August 11, 2016

diddlejam

It's the jam you listen to when you diddle your skittle AKA ladyjam AKA DJ clitoris

Can also apply to men using the same reference for their preferred masturbation song

Hit me baby one more time is my diddlejam.

by DJDiddles_69 June 12, 2016

Diddle box

The erotic region between a female's legs. Otherwise known as the "pleasure palace".

"My boy was trying to gain access to Amber's diddle box, but she declined - so he threw her out of his car."

by petey pablo21 August 2, 2017

diddle dork

A deweeb that’s totally unaware of how out of touch he is with his surroundings.

That diddle dork just said “looking at a pretty girl always gives me a stiff pecker”

by Elmo smoot March 4, 2018

Dudley Moon

A saucy professor who indulges in the company of cats and the delight of upside-down pineapple cakes. Typically, Dudley Moons are fluent in Japanese. It's possible they take courses on the language in order to enjoy cinematic wonders known as "Hentai."

I went to bio lecture and Dudley Moon walked in. I wish he'd use that cat tie he's wearing to tie me up and eat upside-down pineapple cake off of me.

by Yalocaldrugdealer May 22, 2018

Diddlewantch

A diddlewantch is when you cum in the middle of class for no reason and it's just out of nowhere.

person 1: "yo fam why did you leave the class out of nowhere?"
person 2: "I had a diddlewantch"

by RainbowKittensBullshitahhh May 27, 2018