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douche bag

a two word noun : a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas
Girl: Wow! I just had sex and my vagina feels very creamy, I am going to use a douche bag in order to be comfortable and cleansed!
by beanie January 14, 2005
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douche bag

Someone who is a complete and utter idiot and does/says the worst things at the worst time at the worst possible place. Closely related to an asshole. Once an asshole does/says something really horrible they are reffered to as douche bags. However once a douche bag does/says something even worst then they are reffered to as Hussain Rizvi. Not many people can be a Hussain Rizvi. It takes years of being a douche bag before you can reach the level of hussain rizvi.
he is such a douche bag, infact he's worst. He's a hussain rizvi.
by Ammar Rizvi March 20, 2010
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Douche bag

A douche bag is:

A some thing a prostitue or any women uses to clean out their vagina after un protected sex.

B some one who is generaly not a very nice person and is nasty to every one around them. Generaly applied to guys but girls count as well.
Eww is that a douche bag.
by Finnerty May 27, 2010
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douche bag

Do you watch that show on MTV with all those douche bags in it??
by inelevater October 16, 2010
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douche bag

a person who shows up in a public place looking like a complete idiot, or does something so completely stupid that it makes people laugh on his be-half.
by Chesca April 6, 2008
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Douche bag

called a bill franz or a mike bridson also knowen as a PECKER
by frank December 14, 2004
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douche bag

toby beason likes penises and must be douched daily
by LoL October 25, 2003
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