Dingle Sprinkle

The feces stuck in the hairs of the rectum chopped up and put into cereal.

Hey I got some fresh dingle sprinkles!
Got any Fuzzy Frosted Dingle Sprinkles?

by dirp September 3, 2008

Dingle cheek

Someone with Saggy cheeks, usually an older person.

Oh my, look at her disgusting dingle cheek!

by Fart and dart February 25, 2017

dingle splash

The dingle splasher is when a person is shitting on the toilet and as his crap hits the toilet water it creates a splash of water upward into the person's anus while it is still open.

"hey LC why is your seat wet?" "Oh sorry, i just dingle splashed my butt pretty badly..."

by ChampHunter October 10, 2008

Quandale Dingle

If you are reading this you are at least 5-13 years old and use gay as an insult. Also meaning waste of sperm

Mom: Honey, your dad and I are getting a divorce. Y/ N: IM QUANDALE DINGLE!! Mom: *Sobs uncontrollably while you laugh your lungs out*

by FiggleBottom DingleNut the III May 14, 2022

Dingle Grape

an abnormally large dingle berry

Dave George was crying because he couldn't get his Dingle Grape off of his ass.

by Fraatz March 21, 2007

dingle berry

A brown stained toilet paper ball hanging from an asshole hair.

While washing my ass I found a dingle berry floating in my bath water.

by Dave Of dingle berry Texas October 24, 2003

Dingle Berry

Dingle Berry is a mispronunciation of David Dimbleby’s surname. This must be a source of great embarrassment to the poor bloke when you consider the widely accepted definitions of the phrase.

Tonight's Question Time (a BBC TV programme) was introduced by David Dingle Berry.

by Captain_Kirk October 4, 2005