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Denmark

The country of vikings, good beer and socialism that actually works.
It’s often refered to as the happiest country on earth.
Denmark has universal Healthcare paid by taxes and is therefore Bernie Sanders wet dream.
Beer can be expensive though.
Jens: I broke my leg and had to get it fixed.
James: oh, that sounds expensive.
Jens: not at al, I’m from Denmark, l I didn’t pay a single dime.
by Sigvald the Dane January 15, 2019
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"Denmark is the best!" "Denmark is fake."
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Denmark

Fictional country in Europe that does not exist.
"Bo, you fucking idiot, Denmark doesn't exist!
by Misty Alien January 24, 2020
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Denmark

Never heard of it. Doesn't exist.
Some people think it exist but they're wrong. Don't listen to NASA.
Person 1: What's Denmark?
Person 2: No idea. I don't think it exists honestly.
Person 3: It was made up by NASA! Just like the moon landings...
Person 1: Damn.
by örnen March 5, 2020
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A country that doesn't exist
Aliens are just like Denmark, they don't exist.
by Swedish Pagan March 10, 2020
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denmark 13

When a kid from south Boston wants to move into the suburbs but his portfolio crashes and forces him to drink Tito’s and lemonade.
Man... Conor took a Denmark 13 in the ass the other day.
by R Kerr F May 27, 2020
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DANSKJÄVLARR!!! (DANISH FUCKS!!!) Had to include the word Denmark here to publish this.
by Schweden Schweden November 29, 2020
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