Self-Deprecating Defacating

Lashing out at or making fun of your own Shit

Bruce: I took a shit last night that was so bad, the power grid went down for 30 minutes
Lisa: I believe you just engaged in some classic Self-Deprecating Defacating

by Urban humor May 23, 2019

A real definition

Something you will find here just not the one you wanted

I went on Urban Dictionary to find a real definition I dont know what I expected

by MartyMcfly48 November 29, 2020

A real definition

Something that does not exist on this website :-(

Johannah: I wonder why I failed the definition test, I got "homework" right!
James: What did you put?
Johannah: A legal form of torture, especially if it is of the Algebra variety.
James: Is that a real definition?
Johannah: Yes I got it from Urban Dictionary!
James: Uh oh... RUN!!!
Johannah: bowl searching: The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomfortably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevalent on college campuses.

by Radchu24 February 24, 2021

urban dictionary definition reviewers

probably the horniest people alive after reading all these sex definitions

guy 1: who do you think is the horniest person on earth?

guy 2: probably the urban dictionary definition reviewers, seeing as most of the definitions are about sex

by Hehe I cheated June 14, 2021

UPCOMING URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION

The whole universe has been waiting for this soon to be great enjoyment never tried before definition as a way to ecstatic wonderment

I have an UPCOMING URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION that sure to have amazing IMMENSE CROWD SOURCUNG PLEASURE.

by STINKING LIKE SHIT July 18, 2021

Inconsistent Physics Definition

An IPD (Inconsistent Physics Definintion) is when an entity or object is taken to a different universe than their original universe, but has different laws the entity/object cannot adapt to.

John: Uhh... Bob? Do you know why my mug is so small?
Bob: I think it has experienced Inconsistent Physics Definitions.

by olek0 July 15, 2022

obligatory sex definition

I have to do this because hee hoo haa haa sex funny guys

no example, shoo you filthy peasants looking for sex jokes, like this obligatory one
you fucking sex trolls, go else where for this kinda joke, not this obligatory sex definition

by kendguy August 15, 2023