distance shaming

SJW term for shaming people who don't practice social distancing and congregate in large groups irresponsibly, such as when there is a widespread global pandemic and all levels of government are asking people to not gather in large groups unnecessarily

After I posted pictures of the huge parties I went to on spring break during the COVID-19 pandemic, there were so many people distance shaming me.

by Benshapirosuperfan March 19, 2020

Long Distance Relationship

1. When a person commits to celibacy (abstention from sexual relations) to remain best friends with someone of the opposite sex, who lives far away.

2. Just as pointless as having a relationship via internet with somebody you've never even met.

Phil: "Hey Alex! Hows that long distance relationship with Kevin working out?"

Alex: "Oh its good! We got to iChat today!"

Phil: "Wow.. So you're giving up physical contact with someone here, so you can talk to him over the computer?"

Alex: "Hmm.. I guess your right.. Long distance relationships are pretty pointless!"

by Commander Of Chaos, CS, FL April 22, 2009

Social Distancing

A term Americans commonly mistake with Social Gathering

Every Country that isn't America: Social Distancing is good for you.

America: What? You expect me to be kept in my house like a prisoner?

by ProbleMaker JP April 29, 2020

Long Distance Relationship

The act of masterbating with your feet.

Tom : "Yea man, I broke both arms, on the good side, i'm in a long distance relationship!"

by TheMadNecro October 16, 2017

Long Distance Lover

A Long Distance Lover is a person who is hot from far away, but repulses you when you get too close.

Hillary: Ooh, look at jake, he's cute!

Crizle: Nope, he's just a Long Distance Lover. Don't go near him, his braces catch on things.

Hillary: aww...

by Hailey_01 September 28, 2009

Long Distance Relationships

As my friend who was in one said:

"The biggest mistake anyone could make."
~ Caden

"Get out of Long Distance Relationships!"

by ThatOneKidInthatonedress May 6, 2018

long distance

really hard and passionate making out. With tongue.

"Why were you guys gone so long?"

"We were long distance racing!"

by Connor is a beast!! June 19, 2008