A sexual practice wherein the vagina-bearing partner spreads themselves while laying back and frosts their nether-region with buttercream frosting and red or pink sprinkles. In a pinch, store bought is fine.
Friend 1: "Dude it was the Valentine's day of dreams! She even let me lap up a Cupid's Cupcake! Way better than the bakery haha"
Friend 2: "Slathered her beat box with frosting and sprinkles? Dude ya'll have problems. Kinky problems but problems nonetheless.
Friend 2: "Slathered her beat box with frosting and sprinkles? Dude ya'll have problems. Kinky problems but problems nonetheless.
by Ronsworth January 29, 2021
by random body May 04, 2016
"My bike is still in the shop, I can't go on the ride today"
"Perhaps you can ride cupcake with someone?"
"Perhaps you can ride cupcake with someone?"
by ZorbaTheSwampMonster April 05, 2008
A morbidly obese person who eats nothing but the most unhealthy food, watches TV all day, and has no idea what is really going on in the world around them.
My neighbor is such a cupcake eater, she can barely make it up the stairs to her third floor apartment.
by frosthazard's wife September 12, 2010
A CupCake Stan is someone who is so sweet and loving towards their bias, they often get offended at the littlest of things towards their bias but they show a lot of love and support.
by Misskawaiigirl August 23, 2017
this is what it is called when a man who has no pubic hair put his penis into a women who has a forest of hair growing in and around her vagina.
by Hopf December 22, 2004
by junior goddess November 22, 2008