Cuban Hot Mess

usually a brown haired mexican. sometimes cuban hot mess's forget to give people tacos. other times, they get caught in a mexican hot tub. cuban hot mess's are kind of awesome, and usually have big boobs and big butts. people love cuban hot mess's for their loud personalities and random sexual comments.

Oh, okay thats just cuban hot mess

by your lovely father July 14, 2010

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Cuban Missile Crisis

When a person takes a half filled beer and inserts it into their lovers anus. The lover then shits into the bottle mixing the shit with the beer. The bottle is then removed and drank. While there is still sum sheer (shit/beer) in the mouth the lovers then make out.

Alex performed a Cuban missile crisis on his bitch last night, he's a sick fuck!

by Dr. Sick Fuck July 25, 2009

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Cuban Back Scratcher

When a spanner is making a movie with his two favorite girls, he preforms the cuban back scratcher, this move is when he puts on a gorilla suit and mounts his fine females in sequence to fine disco beats provided by PJ

Did you see the cuban back scratcher spencer preformed on Sammie Jay and Michelle the other night, Fuck that shit was amazing

by PJ Shoppee April 11, 2008

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Cuban Butt Pirate

One of any possible Hispanic origin that acts or looks gay in any way shape or form; one who allows himself to be called a douche without retaliating.

"Did you see how Alfonso was dressed?"

"Yeah, what a Cuban Butt Pirate."

"Dude, your such a douche."

"Yeah, whatever."

"Your such a raging Cuban Butt Pirate dude."

by Tom Egolf February 4, 2010

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