The Crimson Pope

The arch-nemesis of Captain Fuck Yes; powerless save for his utter ruthlessness to be a consistent cock-ring in making good times miserable/lame.

Oh shit! I WAS having such a great time until that buzzkill, fucknut, The Crimson Pope, arrived at the cookout. Can we please get Captain Fuck Yes over here?

by ->oddchatsandmore.blogspot.com June 4, 2009

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Crimson Flower

The result of anal penetration leading to bloodshed through the anus. The blood drips out of the anus, imprinting onto the wrinkled skin - creating a 'crimson flower'

This can then, if the person so chooses, be pressed against a piece of paper to make a colorful artwork resembling a crimson flower, to put on your fridge or hang on your wall.

" Me and Bob had anal last night... He got pretty carried away and it was so rough I almost got a crimson flower!"

by bhakkcr March 20, 2010

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Crimson Tribe

n., A play on "Crimson Tide," indicating the tribe-like nature of University of Alabama football fans (and, indeed, collegiate football in general.)

If you hear Sweet Home Alabama and Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer playing 'till three in the morning, you know the Crimson Tribe is in town.

by TenthSpeedWriter December 7, 2010

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Crimson Cannon

A woman makes a man give her fellatio during her menstrual cycle. Right before she's about to cum, she squeezes her woman muscles together and shoots her soaked tampon into the man's mouth.

Last night I was pleasuring my woman when BAM outta nowhere - a crimson cannon!

by Unforgivable PA December 12, 2007

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crimson donut

a bloody vagina and/or menstrual period

I hope my girlfriend gets her crimson donut soon. She has the worst PMS ever.

I'm going to f**k you until you have a crimson donut.

I got my crimson donut, I'm not pregnant!!!

by hell c. February 2, 2009

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