not someone you refer to as actually doing crack but rather as a fucked up idiot who just doesn't know how to live right
by td14 May 6, 2018

You.
by ໓ēfiຖiti໐ຖ ໐งērl໐r໓ December 22, 2019

Noun: A term for one who is wearing a zip-down hoodie with the zip open completely by only the hood on their head (very often notably with no shirt), leaving the arm flaps and the rest of the hoodie to hang behind them as pseudo tribal decoration. Often associated with individuals in this attire performing wildcard stunts and impromptu executive decisions
Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency
Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency
Never get in a swamp fight with a captain crackhead - noun
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb
by why do i have to come up with March 24, 2023

It's what basic white girls are called on their birthdays. No, she's not a crackhead. It's literally just Sarah.
Also used as a name for people's private stories, those ones just even more basic.
Also used as a name for people's private stories, those ones just even more basic.
by teachhertime October 14, 2020

by Someone intelligent November 26, 2017
