Guy 1: "My ex weighed 100 pounds, but she had a bad case of jungle fever"
Guy 2: "What a fuckin' coon jockey"
Guy 2: "What a fuckin' coon jockey"
by PDCJ Steve May 05, 2008
some entitled white kids like ; mason, tristen, sarah, and colby, also brennyn who think they " rule " the school with their small little gang that literally no one give two fucks about oof
by twinkybuster February 14, 2019
(n.) A possibly mythical spider that is believed to make the ever so popular "fro" that typically grows on top of a male Negro's head. It was thought up by the people who speculated that a fro was not hair at all, but the finely interwoven webs of the Coon Spider.
Yolanda: "Man Tyrone! Yo fro is bodacious!"
Tyrone: "Yeeaa boiii! My Coon Spider's been workin extra hard, sumthin I'll never do!"
Tyrone: "Yeeaa boiii! My Coon Spider's been workin extra hard, sumthin I'll never do!"
by thomas anonymous August 09, 2009
by kennyb43 September 29, 2009
A raccoon which one befriends and cares for. Often used in comparison to describe someone wild or crazy.
You're crazier than a pet coon.
by Eric Simmons December 08, 2003
by Wawk R October 26, 2005
Tiger Woods is a no good bamboo coon
by Lord Infamous aka Scarecrow July 06, 2006