Collateral damage

sacrifices made for the greater good

Breeze overcooked the Totino's and couldn't wait to scarf them, the burnt roof of her mouth was simply collateral damage for the delicious pleasure of pizza bites.

by Dale Jordache November 15, 2016

masturbatory collateral

An unnecessary piece of printed material (often expensive and elaborate) created solely to inflate someone's corporate ego or impress business partners.

Frank: Did you see that $150K brochure Bob had made?
Bill: Yeah, it didn't even have any decent info in it.
Frank: Just another expensive piece of masturbatory collateral.

by Mirmaid Blue December 23, 2009

Sex Combat

A wrestler meatheads idea of exciting sex

"You ok youre grabbing your back?"
"Ya um, its Bianca. Purple hair. Wrestling. Shes into something called Sex Combat."
"Whoaaaa. Noo. You need to be careful with that T Zone."
"She punched me in the penis"
"She punched you in the penis? Did it hurt? Was it like a straight, did she jab it was it like a left hook?"
"Idk I was asleep I just woke up in pain"

"Bianca still hitting you up?"
"Ya she wants to choke slam me"
"I'm starting to get worried about your sex wrestling T bag"
"Ya me too. The Boston crab isn't nearly as fun as it sounds!"
(No Tomorrow)

by Lexthegreat March 1, 2017

combatative

A sophisticated way to describe someone who takes pleasure in arguing

Stay out of Lauren's way when she's feeling combatative

by NoiseBot May 27, 2008

colgate

n. official safety school and toothpaste of bucknell university.

Bucknell Student: "Dude, did you get into Bucknell?"
Future Colgate Student: "No, but I got into Colgate"
Bucknell Student: "That sucks dude, I use that toothpaste though"

by Bucknell is better. July 30, 2006

collateral lies

Collateral lies are fictional accounts, half-truths and coincidences presented as facts by a party in an attempt to deliberately mislead the audience into arriving at the desired conclusion. The term was coined in the title of the book of the same name, Collateral Lies - The Facts behind the Plot to Bomb the Twin Towers on 9/11, which reveals claims introduced on both sides, believers and skeptics, that have become mainstream in the arguments for and against the official line in the years since the disaster. For example, when skeptics point out how an aluminium airplane could not penetrate the steel building, believers present the argument that any material given enough velocity can penetrate any other material and use a water-jet cutting steel in their defense. Though this may be a convincing argument in the eyes of most people, the principle cannot be applied to a single object, i.e. one drop of water cannot penetrate steel, it is a constant stream at high velocity that erodes the steel. On the basis the person making the statement understands the physics involved, it is clearly a lie introduced to reinforce a claim. More recently the term was used for the first time in a UK Supreme Court ruling regarding insurance claims.

When it comes to making a claim against your insurance company, it will still be a fraud if you fabricate the claim, and it will still be a fraud if you exaggerate the claim, but insurers can no longer use so-called ‘collateral lies’ to reject a valid claim.

by rippenburn February 13, 2017

Combat speedos

It's a fabric chastity belt which doesn't look suspicious when you go to the beach

"Sorry my mistress made me wear the combat speedos this week"

by Fluffy the beowolf May 23, 2020