slow clap

Evenly spaced applause from a single individual, typically used to call attention to the clapper's presence rather than as a genuine accolade. A classic maneuver for any Samuel Jackson character.

Hero: <impressive display of prowess>
Observer: <slow clap>
Observer: Very impressive, but you forgot about X...
Camera reveals X

by Phing April 14, 2006

clap dem cheeks

A command given to a female with a large buttocks telling them to make their ass clap, also used to define the action of slapping a females buttocks.

You:Clap dem cheeks, slut!
Slut:*clapping of buttocks*
You: Oh yeah! I'mma make dem cheeks clap girl!*Profuse slapping of females buttocks ensues.

by Fine assed man September 21, 2016

tit clap

When a girl smacks her tits together so hard it makes a clapping sound.

Stefanie was unable to make a tit clap because her breasts are rather tiny.

Angela on the other hand could make a tit clap so loud a persons eardrums could pop.

by Fletcher Boys January 14, 2007

dolphin clap

The female version of the "ball tap". Instead of using the back of your hand to bitch slap the male genatalia Cup your hand like your sifting through change, wind up like a division one underhand softball pitcher and destroy the vagina. Of course you must unleash a dolphin squeek like flipper too.

Samantha thinks she's hot shit, someone should dolphin clap that whore!

by Cody Thrustworthy October 25, 2010

Jew Clap

The act of clapping on the downbeat and the third beat of a measure during a song that emphasizes the second and fourth beat.

"I went to see Matisyahu with my Yeshiva boys and they had kept doing a Jew Clap the whole time."

by Lee Roy Wasserberg February 11, 2008

Clap them alien cheeks

When someone finds a alien Raiding Area 51 then fucks there fat cheeks.

I Was Raiding Area 51 with the boys and found a alien and clapped that aliens cheeks. Let's Clap Them Alien Cheeks! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by FiekbkwowplclwodBITCHdokvkekso September 30, 2019

Bride of Clamp-N-Stein

Equipment needed:

1. Girl
2. Jumper cables
3. Bucket of ice cubes
4. Boots
5. Proper safety knowledge

Chain your "freak on a leash" (a willing "Bride", of course) to a steel pole . . . arms bound above her head . . . completely buck-naked.

Ice down her nipples (nipple rings "perferred") with ice cubes until their erect like icicles.

Showtime . . . clamp one end of the jumper cables to a car battery and the other end to her nipples. Make sure you are wearing boots with the proper insulation.

To ensure she is receiving the proper "charge" . . . spark her ass-nition with your power rod . . .

and Enjoy ! ! !

One night I was working late in my auto garage when a barbie doll walked in needing a "jump" . . . suffice to say I gave her the "Bride of Clamp-N-Stein".

by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009