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cocletas

Manera en la que los abuelos andaluces llaman a las croquetas. También se suele decir "cocreta".
¡NIÑO, CÓMETE YA LAS COCLETAS!
by Chancla zezi November 12, 2019
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Cholera TV

The original method of motionless picture film invented in 1668. But these early TV's were not without drawbacks, being initially named the "poop soup killer" as when the Cholera TV first came out people were so shocked they literally shit themselves to death en masse. The people left behind were so preoccupied with their motionless picture Cholera TV's they hardly had time to dig mass graves for their friends and comrades.

The random nature of Cholera TV poisoning is also where the phrase "shit out of luck" came from.

Here is an example of a cholera TV in use in dungeons and dragons:
Cholera TV: infect target host with 2d6 visual damage per round to bowels/anus until dead or cleansed
"ever since these new Cholera TV's came out, people been shitting themselves over them"
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clocle

I love clocle
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chocer

San Diego Slang for someone who is well liked, or a friend
--"Have you met nick before?"
--"Yeah he is a complete chocer"
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Chocked

Using the Force while on cocaine to strangle your pregnant wife.
Anakin chocked Padme when he thought she betrayed him.
by Kanan Jarrus JM February 18, 2021
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Cocler

Typically, a cocler (KAH-KLER) is someone who is a simp for PC Points by calling out someone (especially someone who is in a position that demands respect) for a slight mishap in speech. Authorities, especially college professors, have been at the forefront of such “vIoLeNcE.”
However, nobody is handing out prestige points for making yourself look like a dumbass. If you throw “Cackle” and “Dickhead” into a mixing pot, you get cocle.

A cocler tends to, but doesn’t always have to be, a social outcast (aka the weird people), and doesn’t know how to fit in. They will usually try to change everyone else before glancing inward, and in this PC culture, they will usually get praised for it.
“KAH-KLER”

*any random conversation

Jimmy:
“…well yeah, that’s because bikini models have always had very beautiful bodies. Some of them actually watch what they eat!”

Butthurt bitch:
“YOU FASCIST!! THATS HATE SPEECH!! aRe yOu mAkiNg fUn oF fAt PeOplE? ISnT tHat bOdY sHaMinG?”

Jimmy: 🤦 ♂️😵 💫 wow. Looks like there’s a cocler in our midst.
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Chole

Chole you box head bitch
by mausrbgnk June 17, 2021
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