Catfish

a cat that is a fish.

“I saw a catfish on google”

by ilikelibi November 05, 2022

Clinique Catfish

A woman who is at best a 5, but with proper makeup application could be as high as a dime.

That bish Madison is such a Clinique catfish. If Taylor hadn’t done her makeup, she’d be chilling with her orbiters.

by SigmaChad September 26, 2022

Catfish Caught Up

The act of being obsessed with in an internet romance with a catfish. See definition for catfish.

Jesse got catfish caught up with "Sarah" who turned out to be John.

I do not accept friend requests from people I do not know cause I don't want to get catfish caught up.

by KattLee January 23, 2014

Time Catfish

When someone uses old pictures on dating apps and in person looks totally different, weather they gain weight or lost hair.

Jane: Hey, how was your tinder date last night?
Lilly: I was so excited until i saw him, he time catfished me, he was like 60 pounds heavier than his tinder picture.

by Tats_xx94 January 18, 2021

Catfish noodlin

When you still bang the girl even though she doesn’t look anything like the pics she sent

John was givin that fat girl a catfish noodlin last night

by LongJohhnny December 05, 2019

Catfish Shit Pipe

A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.

Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old catfish shit pipe last night. It straightend her right out!

by THE COON AND FREINDS November 13, 2020

Catfish Shit Pipe

A daring sexual manuver , in wich the female will be in the cowgirl position, While she is bouncing on your dick you shove your hand in her mouth and grab hold of her jaw then proceed to time her bounce. At the apex of her bounce quickly thrust your hips back till your dick is fully out of her vagina. As the female partner is coming back down quickly adjust so your dick goes up her ass. Make sure your have a firm grip on her jaw as she jumps off your dick and falls off the bed. Once she is off the bed pick her up by her jaw just like hillbilly hand fishing.

Hey my wife was being a real bitch so I gave her the good old Catfish Shit Pipe last night. It straightend her right out!

by THE COON AND FREINDS November 13, 2020