Jew Canoe

A plane full of Jews usually flying from South Florida to Long Island, NY. Passengers tend to be extremely confrontational until the flight crew sets their shit straight.

If your a flight attendant, its a long-ass flight!

So I worked the Jew Canoe today and almost had shove my size 12's up some jerks cornhole because they wanted 14 cans of soda, they whole box of cheese crackers, and anything else on the plane that is free.

by Your friendly flight crew January 19, 2010

awkward canoe

similar to awkward turtle, though much more sly and less cliche. motion is moving hands in an oar motion. the coolest awkward sign around

"That person tripping? definitely an awkward canoe moment."

by awesomenessingeneral October 20, 2009

Douche Canoe

A very stupid, annoying and mean person. Usually anonymous hate people on Tumblr, and have no life. They are silly and not needed in this world.

"Did you say you were getting anon hate on tumblr?" "Yeah, they're douche canoes."

by AceCakeEater. September 30, 2012

Jew Canoe

a minivan commonly driven by jews with thier 4 - 6 kids.

the jew canoe cut me off!!

look at the jew canoe full of curly jews.

by smh@u August 10, 2007

Douche Canoe

A hat worn by an abnormally large douche bag. Usually an Ed Hardy hat or an old man hat worn by anyone under the age of 60.

Look at all those assholes in their douche canoes.

by First Mate Shrivelnuts September 11, 2009

jew canoe

A Cadillac with New York or New Jersey plates.

Look at those assholes in the jew canoe! They almost ran me over on the way to the synagogue!

by Kevin Not-a-Jew December 9, 2008

Douche canoe

A piece of feces, frozen, then used as a dildo.

I heard Violet is a nasty ho and used a douche canoe at a party in front of everyone.

by Err78 January 13, 2008