(N.) "Canada's History" is the Canadian national sport where two males dip their penises into a large jug of Canadian maple syrup, then place their syrup soaked penises into a large ant hill trying to catch as many ants on their respective penises as possible. Then the contestants must then attempt to fill the Stanley cup with these ants. The first male to fill the Stanley cup wins the coveted "about eh" Moose Antler hat rack trophy and a coupon to Bennigans.
Hey did you watch Canada's History last night?
Ya that guy really should have checked if he was allergic to ants before sticking his cock in that ant hill...what a shame they had to amputate it.
Ya that guy really should have checked if he was allergic to ants before sticking his cock in that ant hill...what a shame they had to amputate it.
by Drewburns February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act involving antlers from a North American moose, a jug of maple syrup, and the stanley cup. The act was started when a group of Canadian Mounties snowed in for 6 weeks in a remote part of British Colombia became overcome by their sexual needs. Lacking the company of women and lubricants, the mounties used the tools around them in an event that shaped the history of an entire country and the mounties rectums for long after they returned home with their exhilirating tale.
guy 1: what are you gonna do while your girlfriend is out of town?
guy 2: i don't know, i was thinking about having some of the guys over, you know, watch some hockey, lock the doors and make Canada's History.
guy 2: i don't know, i was thinking about having some of the guys over, you know, watch some hockey, lock the doors and make Canada's History.
by ikarus627 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The sexual act of putting your hockey stick in a girl's beaver and then letting your maple syrup go all over her as you scream out "eh!"
by Public_Emery February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by Osopolar February 9, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act so depraved, it cannot be described on TV. It involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. "Putting it all in there" is the most difficult part of the act.
by FiveAces February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Doing a sex tape with Pamela Anderson. There's been so many of them, that Pamela's beaver is now part of Canadian history.
by bbbl67 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. A sexual act influenced by Canadian culture. This usually involves a man wearing hockey skates and a hockey helmet while having sex with a woman covered in maple syrup. The woman may start making moose mating calls and shove a lacrosse stick up her ass. When he's done he tips her a loonie. This can sometimes be done going over Niagara Falls.
Guy 1: "hey did you hear what happened to Sarah?
Guy 2: "no what happened?"
Guy 1: "She got a lesson in Canada's History and couldn't walk for a week."
Guy 2: "no what happened?"
Guy 1: "She got a lesson in Canada's History and couldn't walk for a week."
by Thatother Short Kid February 18, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.