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Calvin

So sexy no one can keep their eyes of him pulls every girl in the world and has the best looking dick in the world and can make a girl scream
I saw this guy and he made me scream sounds like a Calvin to me
by Handleball229 September 28, 2023
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Calvin

Calvins are very nice people. They make other people happy and are very helpful and kind. Calvins deserve the world. We need more Calvins in the world.
Person 1: Who's that over there?
Person 2: My friend Calvin!!
Person 1: Wow! He must be a nice person!
by Runeee October 31, 2021
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Calvin

He's so fucking bad at everything including aiming with his penis to pee
by UpcomerBunny May 29, 2021
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Calvin

Calvin is a super sus boy who were vans and thinks he has drip, but he really doesn’t
Omg its Calvin

Oh hi Calvin
by Marrrrrrrffdfddijnnn March 27, 2019
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Curvy calvin

Slur used to shame or insult people who have natural curves often used by people with high metabolisms and can’t gain any weight to feel better about themselves. Very offensive if you see anyone use this you should definitely report them because they need to be taught a lesson
Oh I’m skinny at least I’m not a curvy Calvin like you, you see that girl she’s such a curvy Calvin you should hit her with your car.
by Craigpossiblypoopedhimself November 16, 2022
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calvin hawkins

Do you know that calvin Hawkins over there I heard he’s a poor operator

I don’t know who the fuck is he
by Moulton massive April 22, 2018
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Calvin

A person who looks up their name on urban dictionary and saw all the other posts about his abnormally large genitalia.

(It’s true though)
Jessica: “so I searched up Calvin on urban dictionary
Calvin: “and?”
Jessica: “is it really 60 inches?”
by MyNameIsCalvin June 29, 2024
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