Skip to main content

Caden

The gayest of the soccer boys in your high school. Honestly the most homosexual person on the planet. Like fr. Suuupppper gay. He puts the most curious of liberal art college students to shame. Blue haired feminist look up to him as he is the god that the lgbt cult is sworn to worship. I don’t have anything against gay people, it’s just how he is.
Get off my dick ur not Caden.
by Ur Dads side nigga December 6, 2019
mugGet the Cadenmug.

Caden

White rich kid who always uses his white privilege card to get what he wants

Tall

Has fake curly hair

Mom buys all his stuff

Has a weird girlfriend but is very nice
Me:did you see Caden’s car?
You: yah! Omg he prolly used his white privilege
by Delicia p September 21, 2021
mugGet the Cadenmug.

caden

the pengest boy in WHOLE world and a special someone loves them LOTSSSSSSS
omg can u see caden- hes peng
by hdhdydhdhd October 28, 2019
mugGet the cadenmug.

caden

Caden is a sexy beast. He gets all of the 7 foot 3 black girls and he has a big cock. He’s gonna shove it inside of your internal organs. Blood will drip everywhere. If you want to slit your wrists, then Caden will drink the blood. FUCK
“Caden is a little bitch
by BLACK BLACK BLACK CADEN February 6, 2020
mugGet the cadenmug.

Caden

Caden Pender is a boy that thinks every girl is obsessed with him. Calm Down Sir!
Don't get too caught up in yourself Caden
by Desmond/Lildez April 19, 2022
mugGet the Cadenmug.

Caden

Caden is the type of person to steal children and eat them under his bed
mugGet the Cadenmug.

Caden

Caden means a cool kid, with great style and he is athletic, and into the sports of football, basketball and baseball.
Caden is the best name
by Sports king December 29, 2021
mugGet the Cadenmug.

Share this definition