exploding cabbage

when a male thrust into a females vagina after ejaculating while there is an air pocket inside the vagina, causing the sperm to explode outwards of the vagina.

last night after dinner, my boyfriend a I fucked and he gave me an exploding cabbage.

by captain shame June 27, 2011

Cabbage Boy

A Cabbage Boy is person who is a beta male and will not stick up for themselves in any scenario.

Shut up Cabbage Boy.

by A_drain August 5, 2020

Smol Cabbage

You're smallish friend who you like as a friend, or more, you know, whatever.

"Yo, Kaylee, she's my smol cabbage

by Dir3wolfe October 27, 2016

Unseasoned Cabbage

An idiot who does something rash in the heat of the moment

p1 is being aggressive about who won at club penguin connect

p1:You’re such a selfish dickhead
p2:Shut up you unseasoned cabbage

by ILiveInACabinInAlska January 27, 2020

Ass Cabbage

Any bits of undigested food that passs through your intestines and drops into the toilet

That broccoli salad I ate yesterday gave me some serious ass cabbage this morning

by David Smooth August 10, 2017

Cursed Cabbage

Another derogatory Word for “marijuana” similar to “devils lettuce”

Tyler- “what are you smoking man is that devils lettuce!”
Daniel- “nah man this is that cursed cabbage”

by Dannyseibs August 17, 2019

The cabbage man

The cabbage man is from atla (avatar the last air bender) he is the best character in the entire show

Me: who's the best character in atla (avatar the last air bender)

You: it’s obviously the cabbage man 🥬

by Theofficaldefinerofallwords January 3, 2021