Dude, I couldn't sleep last night after all that blow we did.
Me either, I was counting Kleenex all night.
Me either, I was counting Kleenex all night.
by Shuaman April 22, 2016
Get the counting kleenexmug. The recognition of the message being verbally communicated out of another's mouth. i.e. reading lips.
By counting teeth, I can tell when a homeless guy is lying about not drinking... especially if the front one is missing.
by Hummus Dummus March 28, 2011
Get the Counting Teethmug. by Sensatori February 14, 2018
Get the count the guapmug. by DarthM January 19, 2009
Get the Make it Countmug. The phrase "Count me out" is generally used when you do not want to take part in something or do not want to be a part of something.
Count me out girlfriend! I'm not attending your party.
He asked me to count him out of the family dinner, he will be attending Sam's study session.
He asked me to count him out of the family dinner, he will be attending Sam's study session.
by 1T5 Guy. February 24, 2012
Get the Count me outmug. Your personal "zombie safety count" is based upon how many full force swings you can make with either a bat or a machete against an upright, free-standing wood log. You swing the bat/machete against the log until you tire: the number of full-force swings is your "Zombie Safety Count", roughly how large a group of zombies you can effectively handle before you're overwhelmed.
The notion being that if a zombie apocalypse breaks out and you're not armed with a firearm, you're going to be swinging for the fences .... at least for a little while.
The notion being that if a zombie apocalypse breaks out and you're not armed with a firearm, you're going to be swinging for the fences .... at least for a little while.
I went outside today with my bat, hit the log and realized my zombie safety count is rather low: 3 swings and my hands hurt beyond belief and I couldn't lift the bat any more. I'm dead meat.
by Necropology October 17, 2012
Get the Zombie Safety Countmug. A comical phrase used to imply one has to defecate. Instead of outright claiming you have to use the bathroom, one can simply say "I have to take a Count Dooku" and your intentions should be implied.
Count Dooku is actually a character from Star Wars, yet the phrase works based on Dooku's name being similar to dookie which is also a euphemism for defecating.
The phrase was made popular in the cartoon TV series "The Venture Bros"
Count Dooku is actually a character from Star Wars, yet the phrase works based on Dooku's name being similar to dookie which is also a euphemism for defecating.
The phrase was made popular in the cartoon TV series "The Venture Bros"
by Piemanthe3rd August 27, 2009
Get the Take A Count Dookumug.