Circus Dick

An abnormally large penis, which is for some reason usually found on a skinny guy. See also: “You wanna put that WHERE?”

Ashley: “Holy shit, his dong is like a severely obese infant’s arm holding a grapefruit. It’s so big, it looks like something you’d see in a freak show!”
Savannah: “Damn girl - he’s got Circus Dick!”

by ShazKelly November 18, 2019

Circus Fadge

A colourful, humorous, acrobatic, brave or grotesque lady garden

At least I don’t have a circus fadge that people throw rotten vegetables at

by Bearded Biff September 26, 2021

Turd-Circus

noun

\ˈtərd\ˈsər-kəs\

1. a fiasco or debacle ; significant failure.
2. general term for a person/place/event/object that is inherently full of fail.

1.

C: Were you at Ryan's "party" last weekend?

J: Yea man what a turd-circus.

by Bewtz0fDewm October 23, 2014

Circus cookie

Very good pussy, premier puss

Out of all of her friends she had the circus cookie

by Nxf1 November 13, 2020

circus

stays. stays are the whole fucking circus (said by a stay ofc)

A: what's the best definition of clowns?

B: stays-
C: stays?? stays aren't just clowns. they're the whole fucking circus

by straykidsfangirl May 21, 2020

ugandan circus

lighting a teacher's desk on fire while class is in session

Me and Emma gave Mrs. Booher a ugandan circus in 6th period, and everyone was definitely having a good time.

by carr0tcakes December 13, 2018

the circus

used to define a group of girls at school that are such clowns you describe them as “the circus”

felicia: “did you hear about how katie invited the circus to her birthday party and not us, her best friends!”
shalisa: “ikr!! she is such a clout chaser sometimes!”

by biggggchungusss November 17, 2019