Christoforo

noun
1. Solid human waste, excrement.

verb
2. The act of moving the human bowel, to defecate.

"Did you see that CHRISTOFORO someone left in the john? It was as big as a baby's arm!"

"Dude after eating that chili I need to take a huge CHRISTOFORO."

by NotDaveEither December 31, 2011

Christopher

Christopher is a short, small looking fella, he hasn’t got many friends and he’s always lonely, his dad likes to heat him when he comes home.

A: hey what’s up chris?
Christopher: nothing, just getting beaten by my dad!

by LigmaBigFatBalls January 18, 2020

christopher

your local f boy

damn christopher is your local f boy!!!!!!!!

by hahadulceeeee February 10, 2017

Christopher

A Christopher is usauly a big fat pussy He hides all his feelings Until he snaps. Then when he snaps your fucked in the asshole

Blah Blah Blah Christopher Blah Blah

by wzsrdxfcghjbkl; October 26, 2018

Christopher Michael

A Christopher Michael (CM) is one individual who is addicted to Kelly Clarkson and makes sad jokes. This person is often loud, can occasionally make one good joke in one hundred and has various moles on his face and body.

That Christopher Michael made a sign at the Kelly Clarkson concert and Kelly Clarkson rejected his marriage proposal.

by driaxx February 26, 2009

ChristopherReeved

To become paralyzed through sports, whether it be football or horse riding.

"My brother got ChristopherReeved last year when he broke his spine by playing football"

by Spyder October 24, 2004

christopher reeved

to smoke marijuana that makes you paralyzed.

Did you go to class today JP?
No I got christopher reeved and haven't left the house in 3 days.

by Alligator UGH May 6, 2008