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buttsekz

The one word that can get you kicked from img chat faster than Unit_X can lacrosse his Swedish meatballs.
When MadMoose and Settin are not in img chat, they are engaging in incestuous buttsekz!

Chanserv: You have been kicked from #img
by ProfessorX April 15, 2004
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buttsekz

verb: the end result of trying to placate one's innermost desires of having intercourse with a woman by setting up a blind date over the internet
<hopscotch> how did the date go last night
<prae> it was ok, but there was buttsekz
by Anonymous July 17, 2003
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Mouth buttsex

The act of having rough anal sex with someone's mouth, which usually results in ripping of the lining of the roof of the reciever's mouth. It is generally a rough but very sensual act, most likely followed by ejaculation into ones mouth. If performed correctly the ejaculate tends to leak out of the nostrils; not to be confused with a "candy cane." There are two possible ways to begin the act of mouth buttsex. 1. Start by ramming the sphincter of the proposed receiver. 2. Being you start the oral buttsex flaccid, as the erection occurs you begin to ram the receivers mouth as roughly as non-fatally possible. Circular motions of thrusting are encouraged during the act. If the "thruster" can maintain an erection after ejaculation into ones mouth, it is common courtesy to proceed with normal anal sex following the oral buttsex. As is "making out." As with wine it is usually an acquired taste, but once approved by both parties, it becomes very pleasurable for all involved, and has potential to bring the participants closer than ever during, and after the act has finished.
"Dude Kelly totally let me have mouth buttsex with her last night, I was thinking about breaking up with her, but tomorrow we are going to pick out some engagement cock rings"
by The official oral buttsex pro October 27, 2013
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dry buttsex

Is the act of having buttsex with clothing on. It is kinda like humping, since in both cases the dick never enters the arse.
Lisa: Did you finally have buttsex?
Beth: No, we only had dry buttsex.
by dan1234321 December 9, 2008
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buttsack

is a mucus y sack that hangs between the balls and the butt in the taint region. if it pops the mucus flow in to your blood stream and you die. a woman or man can perform sexual acts upon your butt sack. and it gets dry when your butt sack gets horny.African Americans and women do not have butt sacks.
hey man, your BUTTSACK is about to pop you should get that checked out.
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Buttsack

org. (African-Aamerican)
When a subject is soo fat that skin between the rear of the scrotum is so fat that the two look as if they were as one.
Jason's buttsack is so clean, a family of four can eat dinner off of it.

if youre happy and you know it wash your nuts with warm, fragrent oils.
by Jason Lee is 11 inches April 10, 2006
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Buttseckk

1) The act of anal sex

2) A supposed small African village

3) Cover for a text message sent by accident
1) We had buttseckk last night.

2) I'm going to Buttseck tommorow!

3) "i like u lol"
"what?"
"...buttseck"
by mikeyMISFIT April 19, 2009
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