1)When you are so broke, you can only afford to serve bologna sandwiches and punch at your wedding reception.
2)When you are so broke, your guests have to bring their own food and drinks to your wedding reception.
3)When you attend a wedding and don't bring a gift, or a gift of lesser value than the meal that you ate.
2)When you are so broke, your guests have to bring their own food and drinks to your wedding reception.
3)When you attend a wedding and don't bring a gift, or a gift of lesser value than the meal that you ate.
We are in love and desire to marry right away, however, it will have to be a bologna wedding, as neither of our families can pay for it.
by mouse wheel April 23, 2020
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A place to put your cock.
Usually used to define a homophobic males mouth.
A place to put your cock.
Usually used to define a homophobic males mouth.
by LordAxleRod December 16, 2022
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Any smooth textured deli meat would work as a suitable alternative, such as liverwurst.
Any smooth textured deli meat would work as a suitable alternative, such as liverwurst.
by Herman Sherman September 19, 2022
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