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perm penis bleeding

penis watermelon juice coming out heres how to fix:
1. have a stone
2. arts and crafts
3. glue it to your penis
4. now it will start leaking out with a higher area range
i got stabbed in the penis now i have perm penis bleeding and it will never stop
by dfffgsdgffgsdgffgfd March 26, 2025
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first bleed

The first day a girl is on her period she collects her blood and uses it as a face mask for the natural benefits
Madison what is on your face
“Just my first bleed”
by Jimmy5678 March 13, 2022
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A Bleeding Dick

The thing that’s Billy gives his dad
“Ow billy stop, you have been sucking to long your giving me a bleeding dick!”
by Bob Trinklebottom June 2, 2020
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Bleeding From Your Ass

That moment when you are wearing white pants, period underwear, a tampon, and a pad but coochie blood goes through all that anyway, but you've been laying down on the floor for some reason and your coochie blood touches your asshole. So then you get up and the coochie blood is right in your ass crack showing through your pants.

Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?
Random person: "DIOS MÍO!!!! Líza you're bleeding from your ass!"

Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."
by ItIsLizaNotLisaGetItRight January 27, 2023
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bleed-on-my-brain

guy who walks into FCC after leaving AMA with CT-confirmed intracranial hemorrhage, no associated paperwork/nothing in chart
doctor: why were you in the hospital?
dude: i had a bleed-on-my-brain
by BelgiumBoy69 August 9, 2021
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Speed Bleed

When a group of men perform a circle jerk using only dry paperbags. The first man to bleed wins.
Hey man I bet I can speed bleed faster than you
by Crab staggums December 8, 2019
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