Bench Neck

A homie who really needs some fucking sleep. Has an incredible skill to pick you apart almost instantly. Very trustworthy and not as funny as they think.

Amy: Bench Neck
Bench: Ay! Dat’s me!!

by Bench Neck November 22, 2021

blackness bench

Where the shi* goes down

Oft blackness Bench shi* always goes down there

by Crashglober November 24, 2021

right bench

Best player on the bench

Most likely the 6th man

Yo bro I was promoted to right bench

by Takis muncher March 12, 2023

professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.

Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.

by Kiwidude April 3, 2023

bench-snapping

what you would call goh members, a crew full of retards!

"seen those bench-snapping DL's?"
"Ohhh you mean those goh freaks? they are all special ed"

by ilovelina October 22, 2023

on my bench

somebody you're willing to finger

"Yeah, Emma is definitely on my bench."

by finedefinement November 3, 2023

Bench Sitting

The deliberate and voluntary abstention of an individual within a group from participating in a shared activity, demonstrating a conscious choice of non-involvement.

Matthew didn’t join the bowling game today, he’s literally bench sitting.

by JohnSmithKiller2646 January 14, 2024