beijinged

verb. to beijing
The act of shitting oneself while on a date with a woman.
Accidentally shitting on a woman.

Person 1: How'd your date go last night?
Person 2: Not good. I beijinged her.

by Mao the Chairman June 20, 2011

Beisenthal

Dumbass,who's profession doesnt require much skill, usually a gas station clerk or a carpenter, Loveable yet goofy,looking , sometimes hairy with an unknown,sexual preference.

Wow that's so easy a Beisenthal could do it. ; what's with the goofy, face, you're looking like a Beisenthal. ; hey man don't drop the soap he may just be a Beisenthal.

by Whippersnappers May 17, 2013

beijing lollipop

A Beijing Lollipop is when an old Chinese man gets sucked off by a man and a woman at the same time.

Man, I enjoyed that Beijing Lollipop more than I thought I would!

by Badugali February 17, 2014

Bedside Fan

Similar to a "bandwagon fan," but occurs when you assume the fandomship of the sports teams of the person you're banging.

"Why is Britney rooting for UGA??? She didn't even go there. It's all because of Eric. She's such a bedside fan. Uhh"

by potensionally challenged July 8, 2014

Bedside Buddy

That one hot nurse in a hospital that has several "ways" to cure her patients. Including but not limited to: handjobs, oral sex, and tit fucking

"Wow dude that hospital was awesome! I had a bedside buddy and everything!"

by phillip buttons August 12, 2016

Beijing bondage

All that is required is a set of Chinese handcuffs.

How do you keep an Asian in bondage?
Answer: Beijing bondage.

by Dump truck December 6, 2016

besijan

Besijan is the coolest kid on earth

Besijani ma i miri

by Beskoman January 2, 2017