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clipper basketball

A fast paced up style of play reminiscent of the show time Lakers of the 80's. Led by Chris Paul and Blake Griffin, this dynamic team is set to be remembered for ages. Laker fans should be afraid. Very afraid. Especially any Laker fan going by the name of "Black Mamba" or "Kris" as this is associated with a person long since past their prime. Much like that loser ball hog Kobe. Clipper basketball should only be enjoyed by people that like watching exciting players. People who root for crappy teams just because they once had Shaq, need not apply. Clipper basketball fans don't root for laundry. Their time is now!!!!!
Wow, what a game! Did you see that dunk by Blake?
No I was just watching Kobe flop on the ground for 40 minutes.
Oh, then you weren't watching Clipper basketball like me!
by Special Sticky January 8, 2015
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garbage basketball

a baller using a trashcan and what ever needs to be thrown away as a means to play b'ball.
"my failed attempt at a poem turned out to be a great three point shot from across the room after i crumpled it up and shot from across the room and that is how i play garbage basketball"
by twigg89 October 30, 2015
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Basketball

A ball use to play “basketball “ it is usually orange. Can be assorted.
by Backwardscapgirl November 10, 2018
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basketball

the sport that was made for babies who don't feel like kicking a ball and running up and down a 110 yard field!!
basketball is for babies
by D E L A N E E UHHHH June 17, 2018
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Jackson middle school basketball team 2018-2019

A complete shit team who can’t win any fucking games except for the shit academy teams.
The Jackson middle school basketball team 2018-2019 is so bad.
by I wanna die 2.3 January 30, 2019
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rec basketball

(n) where angry parents and coaches harass their children for not shooting the ball at the 3 point line when there’s a defender on them at the last 3 seconds.
(n) where angry parents and coaches verball abuse workers (score keepers and refs) for no reason or making very minor mistakes that can be easily fixed.
*the score is 16-13 (kids scores a foul shot)
*score keeper accidently adds 2 points (16-15)
angry parents and coaches stand up and scream at the score keeper immediately without hesitation

score keeper screams, “ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS, ITS REC BASKETBALL”
by Hubert Cumberdale February 17, 2019
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Basketball Game

When one man “dribbles” his penis into another mans butthole
Liam and peyton went to a basketball game.
by juan1234321 May 28, 2018
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