mischa barton

a slutty girl who thinks she's pretty

oh, she's acting like mischa again

by Tannie March 31, 2005

The Bartender

The act of pouring multiple drinks in your girlfriends anus, and butt fucking to make a mixed drink. Delicious

My ex enjoyed her vodka redbull after I pulled The Bartender on her

by Jshdja November 13, 2018

Aiden Batten

In the dark ages of man, there was nothing but chaos. Kingdoms were split and war raged across the lands. There was one thing the world agreed on though. Aiden’s a fucking nonce.

That one of Aiden Batten’s girlfriends? 12’s a bit old for that fucking nonce

by Fat Jewish Nonce November 12, 2018

mischa barton

An ugly, non talent girl, who looks like a forty year old woman, and sounds like a man.

"Wow, that forty two year old smoking waste looks and sounds like Mischa Barton!"

by Lindsay_Lou July 16, 2006

barenaked ladies

A gimmick band that fell off the map that no one misses.

The barenaked ladies haven't been relevant for a long time, as evidenced by the dates of definitions on this page.

by ThePainterofMen0o1 September 6, 2013

Bartendard

Someone who works behind a bar and has very little knowledge of their job, beer, wine, or alcohol in general.

This bartendard only charged me $2.50 for this Southern Tier Unearthly, he thought it was a Yuengling!

by 814DH May 30, 2009

Barton Mills

A small villiage in Suffolk, England. Barton Mills is a really boring place, there is nothing there. Not even a post office. Its full of old people and new familes. Its dull dull dull.

Person One - I live in Barton Mills

Person Two - Ooo, unlucky mate.

by WhattaGleeek December 27, 2010