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Hand-Job Bandit 

A large, fat, ugly and un-attractive female who preys on drunk teenagers. She waits until said drunk teen passes out at a party where she begins to deliver a handjob to the unexpecting young man. The man then either wakes up and gets rid of the Bandit, or just rolls with it and trys to keep it a secret from all of his friends.

The HJB can also be referred to in numerical form, by using the letters 8-10-2H=8 J=10 B=2
"Oh man, did you hear? Snake got attacked by the Hand-Job Bandit last night!"

"Dont pass out tonight boys.. here comes the HJB."

"Heads up fellas, i just caught word of the 8-10-2 coming to town."
Hand-Job Bandit by Ceegster July 5, 2009

Ass bandit 

What an ass bandit
Ass bandit by The Phantom July 16, 2003

asshole bandit

better wear a pie plate on your ass around that asshole bandit
asshole bandit by bob January 12, 2004

Penis Bandit 

A person who is obsess of the male genitals and likes to draw them everywhere.
"The penis bandit strikes again!"
"Did you hear that he's a penis bandit"
"Dude what's up with the penises! Are you a penis bandit?"

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit 

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

Taco Bandit 

An Mexican who's been in America for more than 10 years,but still "no can speaka da ingles",but wants to make $25 hour
"I told dat little taco bandit that the telemarketing job was filled"
Taco Bandit by San Diego Ken October 27, 2003