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Beef jerky backhander

A move typically used by men’s running clubs, the beef jerky backhander is best deployed when 3 or more runners are occupying the same shower together after they’ve hit the pavement & busted out a ‘PB’. The move allows the user to pleasure the man behind him in the shower by placing his hand backwards and jerking the beef of his running companion. Purists often wait until later into the shower so that the skin of the erect penis shrivels in the heat and resembles actual beef jerky.
“Man, I showered with the dragons at lunch and One of them gave me a beef jerky backhander without lube. Apparently he wanted that beef aged.”
by Dragon Voyeur January 1, 2018
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Double Down BackHand Slop Noggin

A threesome where one girl is riding you and the other is sucking your balls while sticking her finger in your butt, hitting your male G-spot
Me: Those two girls are freaky nasty.
Friend: What did y'all do?
Me: They gave me a double down backhand slop noggin.
Friend: So they're FREAKY freaky.
by Joe the Llama January 9, 2020
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Baton Rouge Backhand

The act of shitting on the back of your hand and slapping someone across the face.
Bro 1: My girl has been cheating on me with some hockey player. Bro 2: don’t sweat it dude, he’s got a Baton Rouge backhand headed his way.
by Frunkle December 4, 2020
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King of Bachata

-Romeo Santos is known as the “King of Bachata”. He rose to fame as the main vocalist for the boy band Aventura, then made his solo debut in 2011 with a very successful world tour. One of his most successful singles, “Propuesta Indecente”, was released in 2014 and has amassed over 2 billion views on YouTube. It is bacheta mixed with a bit of Argentinian Tango.
The King of Bachata released a new song

The King of Bachata is Romeo Santos

The King of Bachata will be upset at a mark lower than a 90%
by CitrousLynx January 22, 2024
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King of Bachata

-Romeo Santos is known as the “King of Bachata”. He rose to fame as the main vocalist for the boy band Aventura, then made his solo debut in 2011 with a very successful world tour. One of his most successful singles, “Propuesta Indecente”, was released in 2014 and has amassed over 2 billion views on YouTube. It is bacheta mixed with a bit of Argentinian Tango.
The King of Bachata said hi to me

The King of Bachata is Romeo Santos

If anyone gives a grade below 90%, the King of Bachata will be upset
by CitrousLynx January 22, 2024
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The Southern California backhander is when you hook up somebody’s nuts to a tow truck and you pull go full throttle on the tow truck.
“Aye man that party was lit last night! Adrian gave Robert the Southern California backhander!”
by The slick joker January 19, 2026
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