Barstool Sports

The greatest thing to ever happen to the internet. Made by our lord and savior Dave Portnoy.

“Does anyone know what Barstool Sports is?”
“It’s the greatest Company to ever exist. It’s basically the internet.”

by pdiddyforshizzle June 29, 2018

Polar Bears

Fat white girls.

Any hot girls at the bar last night? Hell no, just a bunch of black dudes and their pet polar bears.

by Tbonesupreme July 23, 2010

da bears

said by christ farly on SNL

see da Bulls

DAAAAAAA bears DAAAAAAAAAA bears da bears da bears

by Apugs May 24, 2004

Barstool

A particularly large, fiberous shit that you fear may approach the standard 24 to 30 inch height (and possibly require a c-section).

I could hear Chad screaming in agony as he constructed a massive barstool in the handicapped stall earlier. It sounded like he was in labor!

by Hattiesturd September 4, 2009

monkey bars

Street name for 2mg tablets of Xanax (Alprazolam). The name is derived from the three scores down one side of the long, white tablet, making them divisible by four. The scoring resembles the children's playground equipment 'monkey bars'.

Dude: Hey man, got any monkey bars?

Mr Mackey: Drugs are bad mmmkay.

by jussagal October 28, 2008

Barstool

A particularly unpleasant person who your don't wont to swear at.

You complete and utter barstool.

by Jamie April 3, 2004

bars

1. to have skills at. originates from bars representing levels in video games. having more bars means having completed more levels.

2. to be good at something

Eugenio: I got bars at call of duty
Juan: you got no bars

by dbro99999 October 4, 2009