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Blank minded

People often feel like their minds and their bodies are in different places. Far from an exotic experience. Many times, people's minds seem to go “somewhere else” so attention becomes disconnected from perception, and people's minds wander to times and places removed from the current environment. At other times, however, people's minds may seem to go nowhere at all—they simply disappear
by Jsjsbdjdj March 19, 2021
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draw a blank

Painting you do on your girlfriend's face when you shoot blanks.
Guy: This guy told me, that his girl left him post his prostate surgery because he can only draw a blank on her face.
Listening guy: 'tf are you talking about
Guy: He told me, she is rubbing some other guy, who is into face painting her face and she thinks it makes her face look ten years younger.
Listening guy: Yea, whatever
by Ajnr May 20, 2020
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Andy Blank

A faggot that does nothing but be cruel to others
"Oh look it's Andy Blank getting fucked by his father again... oh wait... Is father left him..."
by SmokeyBoii February 8, 2019
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robert blanks

A guy who is not looking for trouble. A guy who is down to earth and focus on the things that need to do. Not worried about anything. And love all types of music and sports. Is a Christian and focus on good only.
"Bro, robert blanks is so chill . He doesn't worry about anything "
by Michigander October 2, 2017
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Blank My Dong

To blank someone's dong, is the act of ignoring someone's genitals when in clear view.
The phrase can also be used in the first person, to 'blank your own dong' or 'blanking my dong'.
When used in this context, it means that someone is lacking attention to there penis, and is most probably not wanking.
Bro 1: Dude, totally gonna have a threesome this weekend!
Bro 2: Awesome! Just make sure you blank his dong!
Bro 1: Yeah, i had one before, the other guy was just staring at it, he totally didn't blank my dong.
by George Hughes 5000 January 17, 2011
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Blank Breeding

When you cum in your partner as part of a cum kink / breeding kink but you’ve had a vasectomy or are shooting blanks.
Blank breeding: I’m gonna blank breed you tonight Camilla and fill your pussy up with my risk free cum!
by _jay3005 October 2, 2022
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My dad is blank

My dad is blank= an argument commonly used by little kids in online where they falsely claim that one of their parents (usually their dad, However the parent can be of any gender) owns either what theyre arguing about or the platform theyre arguing on.
"Oh yeah? Well my dad is the author of insert comic book series so im automatically a bigger fan of it than you!"
"My dad owns roblox he will hack you >:("
"My parents own every icecream store and they both said that chocolate is the best flavour!"
All three are examples of the "my dad is blank" argument.
by EuropeanImmigrant August 9, 2024
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