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Best Friend Paradox

When a woman decides to make a guy his best friend under one of these circumstances.

1. The guy likes her and she doesnt want to hurt his feelings. So she makes him her best friend as an effort to keep him from trying to sleep with her.

2. The woman and the dude are casual sex buddies.

Note: this only applies if the two are not actualy best friends.
Best Friend Paradox Version 1
Dude: I love you.
Chick: Awwww I love you too. You're my best friend.
Dude: Damn.

Version 2
Chick 2: Hey best friend. What are you doing tonight?
Dude 2: You.
by Kell Lee October 17, 2009
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Super Best Friend

A level above best friends. Your willing to do anything for this friend. No matter how humiliating or painful the task, if its to help them out then you will.
Kyle: Stan your my super best friend.
Stan: Your my super best friend too Kyle.
by InsomniaticFrenchToaster October 26, 2009
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Breastfriend

Jean has been my breastfriend since high school.
by proffessor010 September 8, 2010
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boy best friend day

Boy best friend day is October 4th. It’s a day where you celebrate having a boy bestie and shower then in love and affection.
I celebrated boy best friend day by buying him chocolate
by Shlatman October 3, 2019
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best friend-aversary

May 18th is Kay and Amber's best friend-aversary.
by Walter Elizabeth October 27, 2012
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best friend

The friend you are closest to. No other friends are as close to a best friend as your best friend. They never leave you out, and actually care about you greatly. They are people who you tell everything to. They love, you and never call anyone else their best friend. They can also be rude, but never take it to offense. Share tons of inside jokes
by amaanna April 1, 2013
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your best friend jippy

hip-hip/artist producer similar to mf doom dudes kinda crazy and shit goes hard, you can check his shit on soundcloud, bandcamp, and other stuff but mainly those 2 he posts regularly on dat

if u like mf doom and that typa music and that shit speak to u like ong speak through ya mind then this guy will fosho be yo best friend trust
"yo u heard of your best friend jippy"
"no who tf that"
"nigga hes not very popular but hotter than the sun check his shit!!"
by ook13 June 21, 2022
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