School Assassin

We all know that one kid that always where’s a hoodie everyday of the year no matter the weather we’ll keep and eye on the kid cause he’s probably got the glock in the sock

Daniel Barnes

He once said to me that The last Airbender movie is better than the show so clearly he needs to be on a watch list. Be on the lookout cause he’s definitely your neighborhood school assassin

by JuiceVsWrld November 27, 2020

survivor assassin island

when you murder someone and realise you're in a gameshow

"wow! that was quite an elimination! reminds me of survivor assassin island!"
"die"

by HarryRemixed March 19, 2023

Yellow Assassin

One who pees all over his surrounds. It can be a public toilet, or anywhere else that is public. They usually strike in the bathrooms, either from being drunk or for their urine fetish.

John: "Why is there piss everywhere?"
William: "Blame the Yellow Assassins."

by A Yellow Assassin June 5, 2019

Cyber Assassin

A hacker that basically deletes you from the internet.

My friend's account got deleted by a cyber assassin

by Flufflepuff564 March 26, 2019

37 assassinations

In Mexico? And then they elect not a Mexican but a Jew? And what is the point of the Jewish religion again? What does the messiah do in the Jewish religion? Take over politics and institute a Jewish monarchy? Is that it? I'm pretty sure that's it.

Hym "Right but the only reason she won was because of the 37 assassinations, right? So I don't really give a fuck about the policies. That sounds like a coup. I thought shit-libs didn't like coups?"

by Hym Iam June 10, 2024

Assassin's syndrome

The psychological condition in which one thinks they are an elite level assassin but they are actually just a normal human being.
The syndrome usually comes with randomly pointing guns to the sky or empty windows, plotting how to murder someone, daydreaming about being an assassin, etc.

Andrew's wildest fantasy is that he jumps off one building onto a helicopter after assassinating a billionaire, but in reality he needs someone to help him with his Assassin's syndrome.

by Ackernoon August 15, 2019

assassin god

A man who doesn't leave his house and stays playing xbox all day in his mom's basement

Your an assassin God.

by Bryan2822 March 10, 2017