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Ahmed syndrome

The disability to lose basic and fundamental cognitive abilities and have a constantly decreasing attention span that worsens by the minute which leads you to interrupt your friend's conversations or space out into the abyss every now and then.
"Faisal you're not paying attention, did the Ahmed Syndrome really get you? Pull yourself together man."
by spozy May 21, 2024
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Ahmed

Ahmed is a person who is known as a madarchod
Ahmed is a madarchod
by Salman Ranjha7 February 23, 2021
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Ahmed

Ahmed is just annoying he is so cocky nobody likes him a skeleton everyone hates him his also a pedo and the worst man ever
Hey ahmed whats up
Im ahmed and im perfect
No your not

Waaaaaaaaaa
by Usjdndidjdheidd April 30, 2020
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Ahmed

Ahmed. The most amazingly perfect person you could ever meet. He is perfect in every way, and every person he meets adores him. He is loved by so many. An Ahmed always has beautiful eyes and isn't afraid to use them to his advantage.. If you know an Ahmed, look after him. He is the greatest treasure you could have.
Friend: Hey is that an Ahmed?
Other ; Yeah he's the most amazing person you can have.
by Yshshssg March 25, 2017
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Abdullah Syed Ahmed

gay furry transexual sped who likes raping beaver furries. Abdullah Syed Ahmed also has the tiniest cock in the world with an astonishing 0.9mm
person 1: ew your such an Abdullah Syed Ahmed
person 2: how tf am I an Abdullah?
person 1: because your a transexual furry
person 2:
by cockrater696969 September 27, 2020
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Ahmed

The best thing to come to this earth after sliced bread.He is bronze in elegance and enamelled with grace.He is proud and proud to be proud.
Is he Ahmed?
by anonymous November 24, 2021
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a man with a massive dick and balls that fit perfectly in zubairs jaw
person 1: ahmed is better than zubair
person 2:facts
by definetly not mist August 27, 2022
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