African smile mask 

A type of bright African mask resembling a smiling face used to ward of emos.

Dude 1: Behold! This ancient African smile mask has been passed down to me by my ancestors from Gabon! Legend says it has the power to ward off emos.

Dude 2: Nice! I'll wear it to Hot Topic!

African smile mask by Lynch Z February 19, 2010

African Man Time 

Time zone utilized my many Africans that involves arriving at events (weddings, birthdays, etc.) about two hours later than billed on the invitation

Ex: you are cordially invited to the wedding of ____ to start promptly at 5PM on Saturday the ____.

The caterers arrive at 6PM, and the people to set up arrive at 6.30PM. Guests begin trickling in around 7.30PM.
(Everyone assumes African Man Time)

African Man Time by naijagirlie May 9, 2011

African Bobcat-ing 

to growl and/or hiss like a bobcat and then lick the back of your hand while standing in a large group of people

*while standing in a long line at Six Flags*
John: *hissss...growl...lick*
Mike: ...what the fuck?
James: dude, he's just african bobcat-ing

African Bobcat-ing by Sir Peaches McCream November 23, 2011

african briefcase 

Ghetto blaster or boom box

Look at Leroy shucking and jiving to them beats coming out of his African briefcase!

african briefcase by TheNorm May 12, 2015

African Oompa-Loompa 

A black dwarf in who lives in the hood that is particularity fond of tall women.

I saw an African Oompa-Loompa at the Stop-N-Go putting a bag of spicy Cheetos under his seat

African Oompa-Loompa by Zanman248 September 18, 2017

African Meat Locker 

Shitting in your hands, squeezing it, and using it to jack off.

Oh, and I heard jack and Johnny were African meat lockering together in their apartment.

African Meat Locker by Jholder45th June 6, 2020

African Dohicky 

Find any African women and proceed to shove a water bottle in her anus.

Man 1: I just gave that African Lady the African Dohicky!
Man 2: With what brand?
Man 1: Viagra

African Dohicky by ThisIsMyKingdomCum September 27, 2020