abian is a dumb fuck
by ghtheheherharhga September 9, 2018
Get the abian mug.It is a game, a word and there is a band surrounding it, called the Abernacious Trio. The word means something loosely translated as "super cool" or "awesome".
by ladygodivathreee January 13, 2006
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As with "Abandon Ship," this refers to bailing/abandoning a shopping cart full of merchandise at Home Depot/Lowes/Walmart/supermarket/anywhere because:
1) the check-out lines are too long,
2) the Cashiers are obviously "dragging their feet" in opposition to Management,
3) One or two Customers are "dragging their feet" as Consumers-Armed-with-Coupons, and, invariably, debate the price on each and every item, and
4) you've loaded up on things that you need/want/desire/but-can't-really-afford-except-outrageous-credit-card-terms...
So you push aside the basket, walk out, drive home, and make dinner with various and weird frozen foods cooked in one pot..."welcome, again, to your college-/first-job days!"
1) the check-out lines are too long,
2) the Cashiers are obviously "dragging their feet" in opposition to Management,
3) One or two Customers are "dragging their feet" as Consumers-Armed-with-Coupons, and, invariably, debate the price on each and every item, and
4) you've loaded up on things that you need/want/desire/but-can't-really-afford-except-outrageous-credit-card-terms...
So you push aside the basket, walk out, drive home, and make dinner with various and weird frozen foods cooked in one pot..."welcome, again, to your college-/first-job days!"
T: "Man, I had about a buck-fifty of yard tools, car supplies, my kids' new underwears, and a nighty for my lady..."
A: "Well, le'me see the nighty, bro'..."
T: "Cain't, bro...I Abandon Shopped when I saw the checkout line and had time to realize that I'd be paying for this basket, at 21% interest, for the next 10 years."
A: "Aw, that's cool, cool and W-I-S-E, bruh! So, you got the $5 you owe me, then, right?"
A: "Well, le'me see the nighty, bro'..."
T: "Cain't, bro...I Abandon Shopped when I saw the checkout line and had time to realize that I'd be paying for this basket, at 21% interest, for the next 10 years."
A: "Aw, that's cool, cool and W-I-S-E, bruh! So, you got the $5 you owe me, then, right?"
by CosmicDog1 April 3, 2011
Get the Abandon Shop mug.When a boyfriend/girlfriend ceases all contact in the hopes that the other lover will take the hint and abandon the relationship.
A girl abandumped her lover by not texting, talking, and emailing him. She only responded when the topic was boring or mundane or when she absolutley had to. This eventually drove her lover to dump her out of frustration and makes her the victim cause she got "dumped."
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Get the abeat mug.The act of throwing up in one's mouth, then having to swallow it after seeing, hearing or experiencing something physically upsetting. Everyone has abed at least once in their life time.
Sam calls his friend John over to come look at the maggot infested corpse of a dead body he just discovered.
Sam: Yo John, come look at this!!!
John: *while looking at the body, abeing* dude wtf!?
Sam: Bro did you just abe?
John: Ya
Sam: Ha ha ha man you're so weak!
Sam: Yo John, come look at this!!!
John: *while looking at the body, abeing* dude wtf!?
Sam: Bro did you just abe?
John: Ya
Sam: Ha ha ha man you're so weak!
by Professor Abe December 11, 2013
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by Abandonator August 14, 2015
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