australian sunburn

When you insert hot sauce into another person's anus and use it as lubricant.

Host: Congratulations on winning a life time supply of Hot Sauce!!!
Moe: WTF am I gonna do with this shit?
Host: How about giving an Australian Sunburn to the girl sitting on YOUR NEW CAR!!!
Moe: Dude...

by Bassman150 December 6, 2016

Australian Porcupine

When you bubble wrap on your back and have a kangaroo fuck you in the ass

Dude i went to the australian porcupine but i forgot the bubble wrap

by Franderson March 18, 2017

australian corkscrew

Normally occurring on the southside of the equator, the Australian Corkscrew is a sexual position where the hole in the situation does a 980 of the rod in the situation, this move is known for needing a surplus of lube. Most often a whole mufuken can of WD-40 is used during this position.

Got Dam son, this australian ho pulled a australian corkscrew last night. I think I dislocated my dick tho.

by yungwhiteblack September 29, 2017

Australian Missionary

Having anal sex with your partner from the front.

Aka Canadian Anal

“I love it when Daryl goes down under but stays intimate!”

“Australian missionary is the best!”

by Shablammy October 23, 2019

australian barbeque

An average spit roast but has to be slow cooked, continuously spinning round

Guy 1: Man can you remember when we had that spitroast last night
Guy 2: Yeah, it was a proper Australian barbeque

by Peogh January 28, 2014

Australian mustache

(n): The result of growing a mustache with your pubes "down under".

Your Australian mustache is really tickling my nose.

by Falkor the Ghost Puncher January 20, 2011

australian accent

sounds so awful it makes you want to cut your ears off

they sound like they have a clothespeg on their nose

'feesh and cheeps'

australian accent = retarded english

by Radass head July 2, 2009