fuzzy tire

A man with a hairy belly who also suffers from Dunlap disease, which is when the large belly girth spills out over the belt. Theoretically, this can also happen to a woman, but because women are less likely to have hairy bellies, it most predominantly affects men. Usually when a female has this condition, it is more evenly spread around the waist, causing a roll of fat all around the top of the pants that is commonly referred to as a "muffin top".

"I wish the neighbor dude would wear a t-shirt when he mows the lawn. No one wants to see that fuzzy tire."

by Fallie the Pally March 18, 2010

FUZZY DUDDY

A millennial male individual that was raised by a liberal female that forced such said individual to stay inside. Typically overweight, plays video games, and prefers to puff peters. Such individuals will deny the need to puff peter, but will always deny such need.

My boss hired a new employee, and that fuzzy duddy called in and quit on his first day of work.

by hippofisher August 2, 2018

fuzzy rainbows

Billy Strings did not like the 5 minute warning they were given until showtime so someone suggested 5 minutes til fuzzy rainbows instead. Billy liked that! Billy is fuzzy rainbows!

5 minutes until fuzzy rainbows!

by Silly4Billy February 14, 2023

Fuzzy Munchbubble

Name for a person that identifies as part of the Furry community, and is also a pedophile

"Why did you break up with Joe H?"
"I saw him have sex with a puppy and realised he was a fuzzy munchbubble"

by Conch Boy March 14, 2015

fuzzy douglas

A vagina with a three-day beard. Specifically the vagina of a woman who shaves, but has not done so in more than two days and less than one week.

Yo, did you go down on Marie last night?

I started to, but she had a fuzzy douglas. That shit felt like sand paper.

by Funkyard August 20, 2013

fuzzy wata

Fuzzy wata is a funny way of saying fuzzy water. If you don’t know what fuzzy water is, look it up on urban dictionary.

“Zoey you pass me the sparkling water?”
“IT’S FUZZY WATA.”

by slayedalldayed July 8, 2022

Fuzzy Seattle

When a woman sits on a man's face who has a beard and he eats her out until she cums all over his face like the rain in Seattle.

Amanda sat on Thomas's face and he used his skilled tongue until she gave him a Fuzzy Seattle.

by Spaulding81 July 6, 2019