Skinny Jeans

The tight as fuck fag pants that little swag loving butt fuckers wear errywhere. They look gay as fuck. They feel gay as fuck. They are gay as fuck. They crush ur nuts and make u look like a little bitch. If you are a real man, you will say fuck those gay, tight, nut crushing pants and wear ur clothes baggy and walk with a gangsta limp.
SWAG Fag: Man! My skinny jeans make me look so fuckin G!

Person 2: eh fam, u aint G, u prolly dunno what G even means. All im seein is a lil bitch nigga haha, eh cuz?

Person 3: Y'all redy fuckin kno eh! U aint no wicked nigga, we is, we wont be caught dead in skinny jeans, and we still walk around with a gangsta limp! Hahaha
by SketchXgangXFTB May 26, 2014
Get the Skinny Jeans mug.

scene skinny

a scene kid who is really skinny (like most of them), usually a girl.
That scene girl is so scene skinny i wish i was her!
by aubs t. April 16, 2007
Get the scene skinny mug.

get skinny

football term for when a running back tries to squeeze himself through a narrow gap created by the offensive line.
jerome bettis fumbled the football in the 2005 divisional playoff game when he tried to get skinny in the redzone almost costing the steelers the game.
by Ivan_V January 31, 2009
Get the get skinny mug.

skinny C

a nick name often given to a slender, good-looking trill ass gangster. it also helps if they have a name begining with a c...
that slim thugga looks like a skinny C!
by Chris Garza October 15, 2005
Get the skinny C mug.

Skinny Jeans

A trend, an overly popular trend. Skinny jeans (or skinnies) are usually worn by your modern trendwhore, scene kid, sk8r boi, or emo people. In my honest opinion, skinny jeans make girls with no ass look like they have one. Guys who wear skinny jeans usually look like anorexic little girls, with a presumably small penis.

People who say they wear skinny jeans because they are comfortable and cute are usually lying, because, they're wearing them because EVERYONE ELSE DOES.
Trendwhore: LAIK OH MAI GAWD, I LAIK LUV MAI NEW SKINNY JEANS, DER SO CUUUUUTTTTEEE!

Sane person: Please, go kill yourself, you brainless puppet.
by Sventevith August 23, 2010
Get the Skinny Jeans mug.

Skinny Jeans

1. Any jeans that cannot be put on with ease. If it takes more than 5 minutes to wiggle into a pair of jeans, they're skinny jeans.

2. Jeans guys shouldn't wear.
The boy came to school in skinny jeans one day and was rejected by all his friends. He then came to his senses and gave them back to his sister and never wore skinny jeans again.
by DRmastermind June 05, 2010
Get the Skinny Jeans mug.

Skinny Jeans

SKINNY JEANS - The Alternative to Girl Pants

Skinny Jeans are what most scene kid would wear. They are straight leg, and usually very tight. A lot of the time they will be distressed, damaged, with expertly designed rips. They fit tight around the bottom of your leg, the calf and ankel, making your legs appear "skinny."

It is basically the cool way of saying that your jeans are boot cut.
hey, those skinny jeans are hella boss.

dude look at those scene kids and their skinny jeans.

"Hey where did you get your skinny jeans?"
by Karlie Krash April 07, 2006
Get the Skinny Jeans mug.