So rare a person that most believe him not to exist. Not many walk the earth but those who do dissolve into myth. To encounter one is to stare into the face of God, and the only option then is to weep
I saw Mose the other day and I can’t bring myself to think it was real. He picking up an order at Papa John’s.
by wibblywobblytimeyimey June 10, 2021
Get the Mose mug.This chrome dome, Johnny sins lookin ass has the literal LARGEST COCK in all of the land. He is the leading cause of mortality in women 18-26, you can guess the cause of death. When he walks his cobra hangs past his feet, dragging behind him wherever he goes. He tears a path through concrete when he goes on walks, and is the biggest of road damage in his city.
I lost my mom and sisters to Mose. Their funerals will be next week.
Mose walked across the road and my tires got stuck in the trench he made.
Mose walked across the road and my tires got stuck in the trench he made.
by Hank Steele June 10, 2021
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Get the Moses mug.Anastomosis: medical term meaning the connection or joining of two tubular structures.
A penetrative sex act where the receiving partner has a colostomy or ileostomy. The penetrative partner then fucks the anus (blind pouch) while reaching down and eating out the ostomy. Fingering the ostomy is accepted for half points.
Can be reversed by performing a Philadelphia Sidecar while simultaneously eating the ass.
A penetrative sex act where the receiving partner has a colostomy or ileostomy. The penetrative partner then fucks the anus (blind pouch) while reaching down and eating out the ostomy. Fingering the ostomy is accepted for half points.
Can be reversed by performing a Philadelphia Sidecar while simultaneously eating the ass.
" did you hear about Charlene's accident? She's lucky to be alive but she has to shit in a bag."
" Of course I heard. I called her last night to schedule her a nasty Moses."
" Of course I heard. I called her last night to schedule her a nasty Moses."
by Harry.Manback August 26, 2024
Get the A Nasty Moses mug.Racist. REALLY racist. Is a total anime nerd and enjoys seeing people suffer. Loves slurs (even the non-tasteful ones). Repeats Tiktok memes all the time. Probably gay for Sam.
by fleurfairee October 28, 2024
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Get the Walmart Moses Catcall mug.Like Moses did in Exodus 10: 23, you must part her pussy lips like the Red sea and insert both heads (penis tip, and actual Head) at the same time. the goal is to eat her pussy like a freshly carved pumpkin and not cum in your eye at the same time.
OMG Jessica, Alex just pulled a Moses on me 30 minutes ago!!!
Yo dude, my girls was on her period so I thought The Moses was a Good Idea
Yo dude, my girls was on her period so I thought The Moses was a Good Idea
by the pal thats an AL October 23, 2019
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