Jonah

If your name is Jonah and you're a girl. You are so lucky and blessed. You make all the right decisions. Jonah is genius literally. Everyone be like Jonah! God is smiling down on you. Jonah is strong and smart. Jonah is perfect! Jonah is the law!

I am in love with Jonah.

Get you a Jonah and keep her.
Give her everything she wants and needs!

by Kingdom Jesus Christ with tits May 9, 2022

Jonah

Finds it REAAALLLLY hard not to make fun of everyone for doing this. Also, great at Frenching, btw.

That Jonah can’t ever just let us have fun.

by People who know. November 22, 2021

Jonah

Somebody who’s birthday sucks

Person one: why are so sad
Person two: it’s Jonah’s birthday today
Person one: fuck

by Threeballsinmymouthinthesouth July 16, 2022

Jonah

hes a little bitch

jonah the name

by negaballslicker October 22, 2023

Jonah

An absolute alcoholic, has a massive dick and that about sums it up.

This guy is such a Jonah, he keeps throwing up everywhere.

by Masterbaiter3569\ May 13, 2025

Jonah the boner

Its a guy named Jonah and he has a boner

Look its Jonah the boner

by Sw1tch3rr May 1, 2025

Jonah

A short ass btich

"Did you see Jonah?"
"Barely."

by Liuek April 3, 2022