goose noose

Alternate name for plastic rings on a six-pack of beer.
Please cut up that goose noose, before throwing it into the ocean. They are know to choke animals.
by DAVID BESEMER May 01, 2008
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Goose Drive

When the person in the passenger seat steers the car with both hands while the driver accelerates.
Me and my girlfriend tried to goose drive, but we almost crashed into a tree as we left Rhode Island.
by Cow_Fluid December 10, 2021
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Goose guts

Thick, chunky splooge resulting from several days to a week of not ejaculating.
Gina was surprised when I coated her face with goose guts.

Johnnys girlfriend just got off her period, so she will be getting the goose guts tonight.

Loosing a stream of goose guts feels great!
by The Sloan Ranger May 16, 2017
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The Goose-Man

A sex act involving a guy ejaculating on a girl's body without her noticing, then licking it off and pretending it never happened.

It is said that the origin of the word comes from the the french expression : "oiseaux mangeur", which means eating like a goose. Goose, in when eating together, tend to eat very fast as if they hide the food in their throats.
by ipcvideofilms November 15, 2010
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Saddle Goose

Billy, maybe if you got rid of that rambunctious hairstyle you'd earn some fine females, saddle goose!
by CarsonDB November 09, 2020
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Trap goose

Lil Peep’s name before he decided to be ‘Lil Peep’
Trap goose to Hanna his ex gf: “I think Im going to change my name to Lil Peep !”
by healizzle69 April 04, 2020
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goose egging

When a man sticks his ball sack into a vagina
Ted totally was goose egging her all night long.He goose egged so hard that he manage to get testicular cancer.
by Peelz 4 Dead May 02, 2010
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