-The Person who knows your Backstory and still wants to be in your future.
- the person to bail you out of jail at 3:00 am.
- the person to bail you out of jail at 3:00 am.
by W3irdoz June 4, 2016

A fucking waste of time. U could be out Doing what u want in life BUT NOOOO u have to go out of ur fucking way to comfort ur dumbass friend after a breakup. But for what. What is that gonna do? Bc u comforted him is he gonna give u a stack lode of college for ur well being. No! They say “man thanks a lot for helping me out. I feel a lot better. Alright bye see ya tomorrow.” Mother fucker...... IF WE FUCKING GO OUT OF OUR WAY FOR A FRIEND WHAT THE FUCK DO WE GET. When u get rich u have to share with ur friends bc they were “ there for u” bullshit. We don’t need these bitch ass friends. U probably searched this bc ur friend left u and u wanted something like this. Well just block ur self out from everyone. U may get depression but that’s okay. U wanna know why? Bc u don’t have to deal with bullshit
How u should act
George, Hey Ted hows it....
You, shut the fuck up scum. Ur not my friend.
George, why
You, bc a guy told me friends suck so screw off
George, Hey Ted hows it....
You, shut the fuck up scum. Ur not my friend.
George, why
You, bc a guy told me friends suck so screw off
by George bacon April 26, 2019

He had so many friends with benefits…
by Mystifying June 27, 2022

by williamjamessidis May 16, 2014

Are they really your friends or just a bunch mother fuckers in a group trying to make u do anything they want
Noah :Hey jack these are my friends
Jack pov: Great another mother fuckers to deal with in the future
Jack pov: Great another mother fuckers to deal with in the future
by LS4X May 30, 2020

A friend is someone, who you chat to all the time, in person, on via text. You can share things with, you can complain to. Talking to them about who you like, and making stupid group chats. No matter how cute your friends is, you shouldn't date. It could ruin your bond, and your special friendship.
by emily8456 October 22, 2015

I don't know what friends are. I don't have any
by Coconuts332 June 14, 2021
