by Eewin May 23, 2014
Get the fuzzy bastardmug. The fuzzy altoid is a strong mint candy, generally covered in combination of lint, desperation, random food crumbs, gravel, hopelessness, and any other purse leavings. Mostly found in the bottom of a 60+ yr Caucasian females purse. Sometimes can be a tasty treat for an unsuspecting grandchild.
Little Billy was hungry and desperate, searching through nana's purse, he ran across a fuzzy altoid. After he ate it, Billy was asked how it tasted. "Like a mint wrapped in mold".
by apafor2 October 15, 2013
Get the fuzzy altoidmug. Billy Strings did not like the 5 minute warning they were given until showtime so someone suggested 5 minutes til fuzzy rainbows instead. Billy liked that! Billy is fuzzy rainbows!
by Silly4Billy February 14, 2023
Get the fuzzy rainbowsmug. "Why did you break up with Joe H?"
"I saw him have sex with a puppy and realised he was a fuzzy munchbubble"
"I saw him have sex with a puppy and realised he was a fuzzy munchbubble"
by Conch Boy March 14, 2015
Get the Fuzzy Munchbubblemug. A man with a hairy belly who also suffers from Dunlap disease, which is when the large belly girth spills out over the belt. Theoretically, this can also happen to a woman, but because women are less likely to have hairy bellies, it most predominantly affects men. Usually when a female has this condition, it is more evenly spread around the waist, causing a roll of fat all around the top of the pants that is commonly referred to as a "muffin top".
"I wish the neighbor dude would wear a t-shirt when he mows the lawn. No one wants to see that fuzzy tire."
by Fallie the Pally March 18, 2010
Get the fuzzy tiremug. A millennial male individual that was raised by a liberal female that forced such said individual to stay inside. Typically overweight, plays video games, and prefers to puff peters. Such individuals will deny the need to puff peter, but will always deny such need.
by hippofisher August 2, 2018
Get the FUZZY DUDDYmug. by Oh ya dadsy May 16, 2018
Get the fuzzy babymug.