Calvin

Calvin is a gay mother fucker who likes having dead male bodies and has a stalker who is named Sarah who knows he is gay but doesn't want to admit. also Jasmin is gay!!!

omg is Calvin having sex with a dead dude, look! Sarah is watching

by Banana_Boat October 16, 2019

Calvin

We don’t talk about “it”

Son: Dad there’s Calvin with a Jim Crow shirt on
Me: go gargle your fucking mouth with holy water

by Ruly January 11, 2019

Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.

John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat

by funnynumber6969696969 May 4, 2023

calvin

the biggest christian BOT in the world

YOUR SUCH A CALVIN

by BREDIAZ23 March 16, 2020

Calvin

A person who looks up their name on urban dictionary and saw all the other posts about his abnormally large genitalia.

(It’s true though)

Jessica: “so I searched up Calvin on urban dictionary”
Calvin: “and?”
Jessica: “is it really 60 inches?”

by MyNameIsCalvin June 29, 2024

Curvy calvin

Slur used to shame or insult people who have natural curves often used by people with high metabolisms and can’t gain any weight to feel better about themselves. Very offensive if you see anyone use this you should definitely report them because they need to be taught a lesson

Oh I’m skinny at least I’m not a curvy Calvin like you, you see that girl she’s such a curvy Calvin you should hit her with your car.

by Craigpossiblypoopedhimself November 16, 2022

Calvin

He's so fucking bad at everything including aiming with his penis to pee

Hey Calvin you're so bad

by UpcomerBunny May 29, 2021