This has 3 definitions:
1. when your girlfriend cheats on you behind your back
2. when you f*ck a gurl and then your friend hits that str8 after
3. when somebody fucks you over real bad
Ps Ruben From Maroubra Made Dis Up
1. when your girlfriend cheats on you behind your back
2. when you f*ck a gurl and then your friend hits that str8 after
3. when somebody fucks you over real bad
Ps Ruben From Maroubra Made Dis Up
1. i cant believe dis you 2nd hand bitch...you trifflin hoe etc...
2. let me get some of that 2nd hand bitch...
3. this madafukin 2nd hand bitch is playin games wif me
2. let me get some of that 2nd hand bitch...
3. this madafukin 2nd hand bitch is playin games wif me
by BigMac10k November 06, 2007
That time at night when working late that you and your coworkers find even the stupidest things hilarious, as if under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Typically induced by working extensively all day or being at work late at night.
Typically induced by working extensively all day or being at work late at night.
Steevn: 2nd Shift Fever was bad last night.
Sally: Yeah, we laughed at an umbrella for like five minutes.
Sally: Yeah, we laughed at an umbrella for like five minutes.
by Megaman31291 May 23, 2011
by LIL TECCA 2nd April 10, 2023
Someone who argues with or gets offended by snowflakes and think they are doing something when in reality they look just as dumb.
person 1 *argues with snowflake in instagram comments
person 2 ''how u gonna be a 2nd hand snowflake SMH''
person 2 ''how u gonna be a 2nd hand snowflake SMH''
by bagalot March 15, 2021
This is the 2nd of the orders of magnitude of douchebaggery in which a person can commit. It is very similar to douchebaggery in the 1st degree; however, this accusation comes with a noticeable difference. In this degree, the accused has now become a repeat offender. The person, from here on referred to as the douche, has been charged and found guilty of 1st-degree douchebaggery by the Court of Public Opinion. Penalties for a guilty conviction on this charge are increasingly stiff, and may include:
-Immediate unfriending on facebook, snapchat, etc.
-A swift kick in the giblets
-Public mockery/ open shame
-Immediate unfriending on facebook, snapchat, etc.
-A swift kick in the giblets
-Public mockery/ open shame
Shrek: "Hey man, remember how I had rescheduled that kayaking trip with my buddies so Jeff could make it since he bailed the last time?"
Scuff: "Of course."
Shrek: "Well, that douche bailed on me again this weekend!"
Scuff: "Word? What was his excuse this time?"
Shrek: "He said he got busy with stuff-n-things."
Scuff: "Dude, that's a load of garbage! He's my friend and all, but this sounds like a definite case of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree!"
Shrek: "I concur, Scuff. Maybe we need to get him checked into some kinda rehab before this gets worse. Anyway, how findeth the Court of Public Opinion, Jeff, on the charge of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree?"
Bystanders: "GUILTY!!!"
Shrek: "Motion carries. Unfriending on social media to be completed by midnight tonight."
Note: The sentencing for this conviction is much more severe due to the enhanced likelihood that Jeff will become an even bigger douchebag in the near future. If unattended, it is likely that he will soon commit a crime of douchebaggery in the 3rd degree; a black hole from which no friendship escapes.
Special Note: It is very rare that the Court of Public Opinion ever finds anyone innocent of a charge that is brought before them. They are a vengeful lot.
Scuff: "Of course."
Shrek: "Well, that douche bailed on me again this weekend!"
Scuff: "Word? What was his excuse this time?"
Shrek: "He said he got busy with stuff-n-things."
Scuff: "Dude, that's a load of garbage! He's my friend and all, but this sounds like a definite case of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree!"
Shrek: "I concur, Scuff. Maybe we need to get him checked into some kinda rehab before this gets worse. Anyway, how findeth the Court of Public Opinion, Jeff, on the charge of douchebaggery in the 2nd degree?"
Bystanders: "GUILTY!!!"
Shrek: "Motion carries. Unfriending on social media to be completed by midnight tonight."
Note: The sentencing for this conviction is much more severe due to the enhanced likelihood that Jeff will become an even bigger douchebag in the near future. If unattended, it is likely that he will soon commit a crime of douchebaggery in the 3rd degree; a black hole from which no friendship escapes.
Special Note: It is very rare that the Court of Public Opinion ever finds anyone innocent of a charge that is brought before them. They are a vengeful lot.
by Sir Scoofsalot February 09, 2015
When a male finds another male attractive and has no problem doing him in the posterior or kissing him etc, but would never take it up the end. 50% of gay males are only 2nd degree gay and are cleverly disguised as co-workers and tv personalities.
by Blahblahwhogivesafuck September 20, 2010
by Brown Cowboy January 10, 2013